deanisbisexual:

nature is healing ❤️‍🩹

herzenswunsch:

herzenswunsch:

cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps

5-mm-gap:

bitchvirgo:

iloveyouviolet:

godiscrazy:

sluttybeatrice:

nedusa:

sluttybeatrice:

katya is a dyke icon

okay no offence but this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen. katya is a gay man in drag and you using lesbian rhetoric is offensive and not funny so jot that down

katya is a dyke icon

Mmmmmm no lmao

katya is a dyke icon

lesbiskammerat:

fine..if you insist

maybewecandreamalittle:

My favorite part of the Emmys was seeing Dan in the frame of every award they won and seeing the unfiltered joy on his face

surprisebitch:

anyway, the Percy Jackson film adaptations deserved better

noisy–brain:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

magearna:

notreblogs:

chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

can somebody caption this for me

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

I would like to know exactly how long you had to listen to this to get the transcript this accurate